I've recently been blessed with 2 trips to Ikea in the last 3 months, and with a lot of time on my hands while in Ikea I came to notice a few similarities in all the men walking around there. As I was taking notes on every man I saw, and mostly myself , I came up with different types of guys and what their role was with their significant other. The first guy, who I believe to be the most common, is "The Turn Back Man". This man believes that, just like in racing, if he stays in front of his significant other he can use drafting to increase her speed and keep her on track. This never works and he subsequently becomes the "Turn Back Man". He is constantly 4 steps ahead and turning back over and over when SHE sees something else they "might" need. It is tough, because when entering Ikea men want to do as little walking as possible, but this has us taking even more steps. It is the slight chance that ...
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