Truth and Lies

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Of these four statements, three are true and one is a lie. Can you guess which is the lie?


  1. When I was living in P.A. a bartender did one of those "blowing fire" tricks and started my hair on fire.
  2. While waiting in line at Warmart last year a snobby looking chick tried to edge me out of line. After politely saying, "excuse me, I was here first" and getting no response, I rammed my cart into hers and forged ahead.
  3. At the Warman Rodeo a few years ago a drunk cowboy bumped into me and didn't apologize. I threw my entire beer down his back.
  4. While teaching in Brooks I participated in a teacher relay and while rounding the bend got ahead of myself and wiped out in front of every track athlete in the division.

Comments

  1. DaniMay 8, 2012 at 7:04 AM

    #3? :)

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  2. AnonymousMay 8, 2012 at 7:24 AM

    they all seem so outrageous ... all of the above????

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  3. KellyMay 8, 2012 at 8:03 AM

    I was going to say 3 also, though would be hilarious if it were true!

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  4. RCR7SuperfanMay 8, 2012 at 8:21 AM

    Bahaha...the funny part is 3 are true...you are one fiesty chick...love it...I personally must go with 4

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  5. Deena SimairMay 8, 2012 at 8:45 AM

    Love this post idea! I'm going with 2 as the lie. You would've thrown something at her.

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  6. AnonymousMay 8, 2012 at 10:15 AM

    #4 is the lie. I am pretty sure the rest all happened!

    Danielle

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  7. CourtMay 8, 2012 at 1:22 PM

    Bahahahahahaha I was there for #1!!!

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  8. UnknownMay 8, 2012 at 8:43 PM

    Unfortunately, I did throw a full beer on a drunk cowboy. I also unfortunately wiped out while running a race. As Courtney mentioned my hair did start on fire (and she was there).

    I did not ram my cart into anyone at Walmart (but I really, really wanted to :-)

    Thanks for playing everyone!

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