Of these four statements, three are true and one is a lie. Can you guess which is the lie?
- When I was living in P.A. a bartender did one of those "blowing fire" tricks and started my hair on fire.
- While waiting in line at Warmart last year a snobby looking chick tried to edge me out of line. After politely saying, "excuse me, I was here first" and getting no response, I rammed my cart into hers and forged ahead.
- At the Warman Rodeo a few years ago a drunk cowboy bumped into me and didn't apologize. I threw my entire beer down his back.
- While teaching in Brooks I participated in a teacher relay and while rounding the bend got ahead of myself and wiped out in front of every track athlete in the division.