Calder and I play the "I'm going to get you" game. I say it, and he RUNS! And giggles and runs and giggles. It always brings a smile to his face. Today, I was unloading the van and he was standing on the driveway watching me as I set the groceries inside the door. I started to walk toward him, because I was afraid he was going to take off. Well, he did start to take off. I didn't say "I'm going to get you", but he was definitely trying to get away. He ran for 5 good strides and spilt face first. He gave a bit of a yelp and I ran over to pick him up. As I lifted him off the ground I heard a gasp of breath. This only means 1 thing. In about 5 seconds, he will let out the most ear shattering scream most people have ever heard. I know lots of kids scream and some might do it as well (loud and high pitched) as Calder, but NONE do it better! He is a pro. But, I am also a pro. In those 5 seconds,...